Recap07 Sept 2026

Week 5 Recap

Buy high, buy often

Zaino treated the shop like an all-you-can-eat buffet this week, pushing $2629 across the counter over the course of their match; nobody else got close.
The single most expensive game, $1433, was rung up by Zaino in game 1 of their match.

Money

Barely a scratch

Rarran barely let the boss blinds get a word in, closing the week with 10 of their 12 lives still untouched across every game they played.

Lives

The first offer is never the offer

Zaino refused to take the shop at its word, hammering reroll 188 times over the course of their match.
The busiest single game belonged to Roffle, who got through 97 rerolls in game 3 alone.

Rolls

Somebody please check the clock

The week's long haul was Edzy & Bean, who needed 03:08:45 to sort it out, while adef & HBox were packed up again after 01:09:45.
Game by game, the marathon was 01:21:11 between Feinberg & MALF, and the drive-by 00:13:41 between adef & HBox.

Time

Now with extra exponents

The number that broke the scale this week, 1.35e+22, was stacked up by Edzy; at some point the counter stops being a score and starts being a phone number.
Anyone smart enough to have Sizaak on their fantasy roster had a very good week, cashing 148.4 points.

Score