Recap31 Aug 2026

Week 4 Recap

It's Capitalism, but with Jokers

Feinberg, merch royalties strictly not included, pushed $2071 across the counter this week, out-shopping every other creator on the board.
The loudest single spree, $1259, was rung up by Roffle in game 2 of their match.

Money

Cats get nine, we hand out twelve

Bean refused to give the boss blinds anything this week, walking away with 11 of their 12 lives still in hand across every game they played.

Lives

No blades, all rolling

Feinberg developed a genuine relationship with the reroll button this week, clicking it 180 times over the course of their match.
Squeezed into a single game, the record belongs to Roffle: 102 rerolls in game 2, and a shop that never stood still.

Rolls

Time is a flat circle

The week's endurance test ran between Zaino & Fir, clocking 02:49:41, while Skoottie & HCJustin were done and dusted in 01:20:20.
Game by game, the long haul was 01:16:50 between Roffle & HBox, and the sprint 00:19:18 between Skoottie & HCJustin.

Time

Fantastillions, as promised

The scoreboard-melting number of the week, 1.82e+17, was assembled by Zaino; somewhere a calculator quietly gave up.
Over in fantasy land the MVP badge goes to DrSpectred, who banked 135.5 points for everyone smart enough to draft them.

Score